Friday, August 6, 2010

Ten signs your baby is done baking

You are no longer sure of the color of your toe nail polish

You need a crane to turn you over in bed

You are eating twice as much as your husband

Your baby's feet can reach past your bottom ribs

You are constantly 10 degrees hotter than everyone else

Even your husbands shirts are getting tight

Your bathroom trips exceed the number of hours in the day

You have scrubbed and reorganized everything in your home, including under the bed

You can no long bend over so you resort to picking things up with your toes

You can use your belly as a table

Like a thermometer in a turkey, your belly button has popped out

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