You need a crane to turn you over in bed
You are eating twice as much as your husband
Your baby's feet can reach past your bottom ribs
You are constantly 10 degrees hotter than everyone else
Even your husbands shirts are getting tight
Your bathroom trips exceed the number of hours in the day
You have scrubbed and reorganized everything in your home, including under the bed
You can no long bend over so you resort to picking things up with your toes
You can use your belly as a table
Like a thermometer in a turkey, your belly button has popped out
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